By Jessi Bavolack and Matt Pascal           Recommended for readers 13+

LAST UPDATE: 5.9     NEXT UPDATE: 5.12 (LATE)     UPDATES M W F

If you don't know what Mystery Science Theater 3000 is, then I'm disappointed in you. Just kidding. Matt and I are both huge fans of MST3K. Unfortunately, the show has been off the air for a long time. It's been reincarnated in the forms of "Rifftrax" and "Cinematic Titanic". It's also been long debated which host (lovable Joel or snarky Mike) was better, but I think both had different ways of approaching the fine art of making fun of bad movies. I liked them both. Besides, both of them sat through some of the worst movies I've ever seen. ("MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE," AAAHHHH!)

Next week, we're changing things up for about a month. We'll be starting to post every day Monday through Friday to bring you our Wedding storyline! We'll be posting it through May 28th, then taking a break for our real-life wedding and honeymoon until June 9th, when we'll finish up the story. Like "GND vs. the Frat Zombies," it will be comic book-sized pages, but I'm hoping to get enough of a lead to do them in full color instead of grayscale. See you later on Monday! - Jessi